Grossout Of The Week

I happened to pick up the phone from Lisa's desk this morning and it reeked of fags!!! GROSS! 

And the phone in reception - which Lisa is often answering in the receptionist's abscence - also stunk of fags! And sometimes if I'm downstairs I have to answer it...totally revolting.

I took action. I snuk into reception earlier, armed with one of my antiseptic wipes, and I cleaned it. The entire phone was pretty much covered in grime. I cleaned it, if only for self-preservation. 

Mental note: do not, under any circumstances, pick up Lisa's phone ever again.

Comments

[Eve]

My sister-in-law gave my daughter one of her daughter's old dolls. Not only does it look creepy as hell, it stinks of fags (and God knows what else) too. I've washed it and its clothes over and over again and I can't get the stink out. Of course, I can't throw the damn thing away because my husband thinks it's personal that I don't want my kid having such an ugly doll from his sister. I've come to privately refer to the doll as 'the whore child.'

[Asphodelia]

That's gross. You should smudge it or something. Spray it with Fabreeze. Put it in a box with mothballs for a few years. Your daughter will soon grow out of it!

[Greg]

My sympathies. You should see some of the keyboards & mice in this studio... I dread fulfilling my IT duties sometimes.